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  • Sod off somewhere else
  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button (it won't do the slightest good)
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, you spelt it correctly, so it's not that
  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).  Again though, you're on a hiding to nothing, and are liable to screw up your settings, particularly if you don't know what you're doing (which you obviously don't if you're considering this option)
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.  This can be fun, particularly if you're using a ripped-off version of Windows.
    If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
    click Detect Settings Detect Network Settings
  • Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed (probably none)
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  • Click the Back button & disappear (preferred option)


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