Please try the following:
Sod off somewhere else
- Click the
button (it won't do the slightest good)
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar,
you spelt it correctly, so it's not that
- To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click
Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings.
The settings should match those provided by your local area network
(LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Again
though, you're on a hiding to nothing, and are liable to screw up your
settings, particularly if you don't know what you're doing (which you
obviously don't if you're considering this option)
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows
can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.
This can be fun, particularly if you're using a ripped-off version of
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer
to determine what strength security you have installed (probably none)
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL
3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. That'll definitely work - trust me.
- Click the Back
button & disappear (preferred option)
anything better to do with my time"